The Republican Manifesto!

I dream of a world without Democrats, where all the seceding, racist leadership has been exposed and the remainder has fled to their individual parties for drug-dealing, socialism, money laundering and lawyerin'. A world where EVERY American is ...treated as an Equal. Where a person is rewarded for the sweat of his brow, not the grasp of his greed. Where Bill Clinton and Barack Obama are tried equally under the laws of our great nation! Where Nancy Pelosi has to WORK to get another butt-tuck! Where Hillary Clinton is stuffed in a cage so she can be EFFECTIVELY guarded by the secret service instead of having them tote her bags and massage her flabby ass! Yes! The America I dream of... is the America that we've told our children exists. A just nation. An honest nation! A nation without lyin', tax-grabbin', confederate-flag wavin' (I'M TALKIN' TO YOU HOWARD DEAN!), peckerwoods who should be whupped about the head until they VOTE REPUBLICAN! Thank you very much!