Doc Martian's Lounge: January 2012

Friday, January 13, 2012

deet dah dit dit deet deet dah dit dit. Election 2012.

Every year the Dems put up a new Quimby, and the GOP puts up a new Ralph Wiggum. Now Ralph may need a kick in the slats now and again. But Quimby often needs a bullet in his head along with DAILY kicks in the slats.

Ralph = I'm scared of guys in dresses Quimby = rat milk and horse meat subsidies for school lunches.

On the other side of the coin, Ralph = No. Milk Means Milk. Not No Icky Rat Milk and Quimby = I like you guys, your dainty hands are good at milking rats.